Rhinos are grey.
I have a calendar at work of baby wild animals. For the month of June it’s a baby rhinoceros on the page. Geez Louise, what was God thinking? Anyone who knows me, knows I love animals and there’s no such thing as an ugly baby animal. But if there was, the baby rhino wins the prize! Grey as ashes, big head, beady eyes, and that honking horn in the middle of his face. Whew! I’ll be glad when June is over, and I can flip the page.
Actually, grey is a very pretty color. Grey slacks with a black top, classy! A grey car with black interior, cool. And grey kitty cats? Awesome!
My Punkin cat is grey with white paws and a white throat. She looks like she’s wearing gloves and a vest. Very petite and verbal! She talks all the time. Have no idea what’s she saying. My black cat, Pan, speaks English but Punkin’s never learned. Punkin can jump like a deer. Throw a catnip mouse in the air, and she’s flying after it. And plastic Wal-Mart sacks are plain dead meat when she’s around. She’s very much a lap kitty too. Almost to the point of being a big nuisance. Every time I sit down, she’s in my lap. But, I love her.
Grey hairs sucks! I color my hair ’cause if I didn’t I’d look like frosty the snowman. Some women can go completely grey and it looks beautiful. My friend, BigFoot Pam has all grey hair with a purple streak. Love that purple streak. It’s like telling the world, “yes, I’m down-to-earth, and logical, but I do get a wild hair every once in awhile.” I’ve had frosted hair, blonde hair, chestnut hair, and now burgundy hair.
Hmm . . . I wonder what a lime-green streak in burgundy hair would look like?